BANANAS IN PYJAMAS
($B1B2)
An enigma wrapped in fruit, draped in sleepwear.
They slumber, yet never sleep. They walk, yet never run.
Bananas in Pyjamas exist in the liminal space between breakfast and bedtime—where logic peels away, and only vibes remain.
B1 doesn’t moon. B2 doesn’t dump.
They stroll. Slowly. Relentlessly. Down the hall of your subconscious.
Some say they’re a children’s show. Others know the truth:
They are an economic inevitability. A sleepwear-based revolution.
A cryptocurrency with no intrinsic value, just vibes and potassium.
WARNING: Exposure may cause:
Uncontrollable humming of theme songs
Sudden urges to wear striped pajamas to Wall Street
Existential confusion about whether you, too, are a banana
They’re not a meme. They’re a movement.
(Okay, fine, they’re a meme.)
Adventures full of joy!
Happy Bananas
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TOKENOMICS
100% pyjamas
0% financial advice
∞% "Why are these bananas like this?"
"Are they coming? Are they coming?"
Yes. They’re already here.
Cuddles Avenue
They don’t pump. They waddle.
No whitepaper. No utility. Just two fruity silhouettes in the hallway of your portfolio.
Those who hold $B1B2 don’t ask, "When lambo?"
They whisper, "Are they coming?"
You’re not early. You’re not late.
You’re just standing in the wrong hallway.
© B1B2 2025. All potassium redistributed.
